September 1, 2009
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Sex, Rhetoric and Reality?
Just doing a little reading . . . studies polls and such.
Do you know that Republicans seem to live more active exciting and lives. Yes and they’re happier people.
But that is not from sowing their wild oats, because they are far less likely to have multiple sex partners them Democrats.
In the world of kinky sex. Republicans are by far the kinkiest, with sex toys, video recorders, cameras, sex in the outdoors by a huge margin, and role playing games. Republicans love playing them night games.
But Republicans hate Cyber or Phone sex, orgies, and threesomes. These are the areas where democrats take a real lead in being kinky.
Not too surprisingly since they stick with fewer sex partners, but love having wild sex with those fewer partners. Republicans are much more likely to be satisfied with their sex lives than Democrats are. Republicans tend to not be single. In other words remember that the first rule to being sexually satisfied is to have a sex partner. Republicans are more likely to be married.
People who have earned post graduates degrees are far more likely to be Democrats than Republicans. Too much studying and not enough sex is my take on that.
But the Democrats lead with the professional students is nowhere near as big as they have with high school drop outs and the functionally illiterate. You would think these guys would have a lot of time for sex. But well lets face it, no one wants them.
I am just playing with numbers today. When being less than honest, you can point to almost anything being true, by putting your own spin on real numbers.
Comments (49)
Rofl.
I seem to be a Republican in every aspect of my life except the logical thinking bit…
@SerenaDante - That is another entry one with links to sources. In other words, less a joke and far more serious.
I am a democrat its true not married. I am serious person but its true I like watching movies that have sex in them its normal right I have nightmares of rape always hated rape anyhow. Sex is okay but just to let you now know I make it my own problem basically no one understands me at all not really a so into ways of rape with strangers I do not really know honesty. Its odd to tell I am just romantic find a lover and get married but that is hard. Just love is all, I Wanted and understands my passion nature of my soul.
Awesome! It’s interesting to see some of these correlations (and, of course, it would likely be lambasted by those on the “other” side, but the numbers seem to be telling a very clear story).
@embrown88 - ON a serious note, not playing with the subject anymore. I think you will find love it is out there. It just isn’t always that easy to find, it can take time.
@Garistotle - As clear as my preconceived bias pointed me to. But that was all real information.
@trunthepaige - True so serious on my own but its just life and my life to spare in good times of my own adventures But they can come true in good time.
Important research. I smell a Ph.D. thesis shaping up…
I need to find me a Republican husband :
I guess that makes Independents Priests and Nuns!!!!!
redacted comment regarding experiences with conservative girls
Libertarians do it better.
@AvenueToTheReal - Libertarians huh oh
@WyomingSheepRanch - You used the plural, so well of course it wasn’t good. You fit right into my profile and a you have a post graduate degree. You poor guy, but there is always the hope for some good Cyber sex
@AvenueToTheReal - I knew I should have included them, but that would have added 2 more minutes of research time. I’m sorry I wasn’t going to double my work load over such a small group of people.
Fun with Statistics!
ahhh but what about the people who are not republicans or democrats?
@trunthepaige - just because they stuck with fewer partners doesn’t mean i had to.
and actually i have 2 postgraduate degrees. so yeah…
@Selissa - They can’t give a strait answer to a poll question, so no one knows.
Oh man, I’m Republican?? Ick…
Your own spin on “real” numbers? The source of those real numbers missy?
true, you can use facts to say just about anything. you would think facts would be more…reliable?
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=180291
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
http://www.allacademic.com/
http://pewresearch.org/pubs/1005/republicans-happier
@ItsWhatEyeKnow - Let me know if I forgot anything, I been reading a lot. I tend to not do a lot of sourcing when making a point comically
by “multiple sex partners ” do you a history of partners? nor having more then one at the same time?
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sometimes things and numbers look better on paper then in reality…..
Republicans tend to not be single?? Misunderstood??
Oh wait. Does that mean this isn’t true or… haha, sorry I sound really badly dumb here. Hmmm, I’d believe anything that was said about Republicans – “sex outdoors by a huge margin”.
@galadrielspitcher - They are mostly, but it is all a matter of what you do with them and what you leave out. The popular democrats are smarter stuff relies on you not actually running the numbers for all 50 states. And if you break it down to voting district’s the results reverse themselves and say the opposite.
@theRyeCatcher - That one was true, all the facts had sources and I tend to believe that one about the outdoors. Rural people do tend to be republicans and they spend a lot more time outside that anyone else. Take my word for that it is true
@Anubis753 - Married people are far more likely to vote for Republicans than single people. And the survey I used to say Republicans have fewer sex partners, was actually talking about sex partners at the same time or within the same few weeks. That one had far funner results so I used it a lot. But there were others that said the same thing for lifetime sex partners. They just had nothing to say about sex toys. Again that goes to Republican voters being more likely to be married.
I did not let cause and effect get in the way of making my point.
@trunthepaige - oh i see now. im single and wouldnt know anything about being married. yes im 30; so what? “lifetime sex partners”; i am not sure that sounds like a good thing….. i have a few toys; mostly leather. maybe i will add a pic later?
Libertarians have more fun.
This is really funny.
I am not sure what I am supposed to make of this.
we can find truth if we look into it further…but we must trust it first…
@Paul_Partisan - Just laugh
@RogierFvV - LMAO!! “I smell a PhD…” that is hilarious! I’m a huge fan of dry humor…funny!!
I’m neither Democrat nor Republican, what about me??
Paige dearest, do I sense a wee bit of boredom from you today? This was great, but I have to wonder where your mind was…
@bobjallen - lol, I was thinking the same!
I’m a conservative independent but I fall along the same lines as the Republicans for this stuff
Only, I’m all for cyber/phone stuff with my hubby as well since he is gone a lot.
I should probably shut up now before I say too much
@trunthepaige - … now I’m not sure if I want to know about Republicans and their saucy outdoor sex… haha..
So where’d you get the stats, Paige? I like your analysis.
@AnamcharaConcepts - It was not that hard to figure out was it?
@SpiderDad - The first page of the comments I gave some on line sources. Admittedly one of them is a bit suspect, but finding quality research on sex toys is hard to do.
@firetyger - A girl’s got to do what a girl has got to do
. But be careful about voting to soon afterwards, you might regret it.
@theRyeCatcher - I find I generally do not want to know too much about other peoples sex lives.
Unless its hott
Lies, damn lies, and statistics.
RYC….Ha, ha, ha! I didn’t even think of that! I wish I would have said it. That was damn funny!
This just made me chuckle.
great post. very humorous.