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Name: Paige
Birthday: 10/17/1983
Gender: Female


Interests: Competitive skeet and trap. No I am not joking
Expertise: Staying out of trouble
Occupation: Outside sales
Industry: The building industry


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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Become a Better Liar



It's Easy!



Just follow these 12 steps


1) First of all, minimize your lies. If you lie all the time, people will never believe you.

2) Try to cry while you're lying. Everyone believes someone who's crying.

3) Always swear to god (not G-d with a capital "G".....you'll be punished severely!) Little "g" god can mean Zeus or Poseidon or Money.

4) Emphasize each word (e.g. I...SWEAR...TO...g-D!!!!)

5) Break something (a dish or a vase) if you detect that the listener is even remotely doubting you.

6) Always say: "Ask so-and-so. They'll back me up on this." Be sure to name your best friend, though. Best friends always side with you whether you're lying or not.

7) Plan out your lie ahead of time. Never ad lib, you'll stutter.

8) Never stutter!

9) Never stay in the same city for more than a few months. People catch on to your line of crap in 2 to 3 months on the average.

10) Don't take chances on lies that can be easily researched. For instance, don't say you own Don Quixote's original sword. Your listener might find out that Don Quixote was a fictional character.

11) Stick to your lie NO MATTER WHAT!!!

12) Say your lies with authority. no one questions an authoritative speaker.

13)  If all else fails try going to law school. You can make good money being deceitful as a lawyer, and no one expects a lawyer to be honest.


The hypocrisy makes me physicallly ill...

Rachael (certifiedxangsta) I always liked her old profile picture



She ran one of the larger blogs on xanga once. She was featured on the front page under two different accounts. They had a huge response, far bigger than you will see now. (that was back when they were only up a few days) These featured entries made it to the front page based purely on her writing talent and interesting thought provoking topics (Yes they used to do that). Sadly for us in recent times she has had a need for privacy. Her school and private life have dominated her time as well. Yes that is a good thing for her. 

 Rachael  may have just written her all time shortest blog entry with this one. But the topics it brings up are many, and she would like to see what you guys have to say
. I personaly see a lot of interesting topics here.  Hypocrisy, false claims about the real nature of a Christian school, intolerance of opposing opinions etc. She knows that this entries topic is very controversial and that many of you will not be agreeing with her. She still wants to to see your responses to this.

Recommend this one if your friends are interested in such topics.

 She has been gone a while from the public side of Xanga. I have missed her


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The hypocrisy makes me physicallly ill...

An anonymous article in the opinions section of our school's newspaper that came out this morning responded to the first of three pro-gay articles the newspaper plans on publishing.  The author wrote that (anonymous Christian university) needs to pick a side: either stand on the Christian worldview of its heritage that it so proudly waves in front of prospective students and their conservative parents, or abandon the scheme if it is going to be openly accepting and supportive of alternative sin-styles.  The student bravely proclaimed that the Bible teaches that homosexuality is a sin, and to celebrate it is contrary to Biblical teaching.  If our school is going to act in ways so contrary to Scripture, then it should not profess or advertise itself as a school founded and run on Christian principles. 

   Now the gay community at (anonymous Christian university) and its "straight allies" are in an uproar, calling the article intolerant, narrow-minded, and despicable.  They are outraged that such a thing was allowed to be published; I just received an email from a student who says that if we feel that the opinion isn't "a valid one" then we should stand up for what we believe in.  Can you stomach it?  I can't.

 It appears that the only thing we are allowed to be intolerant of is intolerance. 


Thursday, November 19, 2009

We all hate FOX

AP Turns Heads for Devoting 11 Reporters to Palin Book 'Fact Check'


(Where they found nothing but still tried to make it sound bad)

Yet have they ever fact checked Obama's books? His entire career is based on one of them, yet did they assign any reporters to it? The answer is no.

So why do people get so excited about FOX when the main stream media makes no attempt at being none biased?



Free K.S.M.



So Khalid Sheikh Mohammed has gone from being an enemy combatant, of the sort who traditionally (and legally) was ether shot on sight, or given a fast military trail then shot or hung. To being a normal man charged with a crime in the USA. For those who do not know he was an major leader in al-Qaeda and the principal architect of the 9/11 attacks.

To the point, our glorious leader (Obama) has decided that Khalid Sheikh Mohammed should be given a US civilian trial. And yes that is unusual, as we have never treated foreign enemy combatants the same way we treat a US citizen who has committed a felony before. And for very good reason.

Well that is what we are going to do (by the order of the Obama administration) so lets just let him go now and get it over with.

You see if he his trail is in a US civilian court, then he will be tried under US civilian law.

Sixth Amendment to the United States Constitution


In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district where in the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence

He was denied his right to an attorney for years, and his right to a speedy trial was denied as well. He has been in jail for years now without a trial. And he has the right to confront all the witnesses against him. Yes even if they are al-Qaida turncoats or U.S. spies still transmitting information to U.S. intelligence?

Fifth Amendment to the United States Constitution

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's confession and almost all evidence against him was due to his forced confession against himself. The man was water boarded among other things.

If he goes on trial in a US civilian court and under US civilian law as the Obama administration says they are going to do. Then dismiss this case now, because to convict this man under these conditions requires that we ignore the US constitution.




Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Front page material



Things you'll never hear a man say


  • No I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
  • Sometimes I just want to be held.
  • Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
  • We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can  hold your purse.
  • It's late. Put your clothes back on and I'll take you home.
  • I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
  • Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.
  • I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
  • No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.
  • Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at   them any more.
  • I understand.
  • This movie has too much nudity.
  • Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
  • Put some panties on for Christ's sake
  • You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are
    just too big.


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The Beer Prayer

Our lager
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,(I will be drunk).
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever
Barmen

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Oh admit it this is front page stuff. The fact that it is all cut and paste, hell most of the ish entries are that anyway.



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