So you want to throw a party. Of the school is out for summer sort. Well you are unfortunately going to need to know how to deal with the police if you want to do that, because they show up for a lot for those things.

Remember cops do not want to arrest anyone if they do not need to. Not because they are so nice (many of them are real assholes who were not invited to graduation parties) but because arresting kids is a pain in the butt for them.

When the cops come to the door, do not tell them what they can and can not do. You hate lawyers, I hate lawyers and cops hate them far more then ether you or I. Do not act like a lawyer.

Do not get mad at them. You hate jerks, I hate jerks, cops even if they are jerks themselves, hate them more than you do. And cops carry Tasers.

Never tell a cop nothing is going on. They would not be at your party if nothing was going on. Cops are lied to everyday. They will never believe you about anything, if you answer their first question by denying the obvious.

Please when the cops come, do not run away. It is your place, where are you going to run? Cops are a lot like dogs,  if you run they get real excited and its real bad when they catch your dunk butt.

Here is an example of the right way to handle the cops at your door.

"Cops are your friends" remember that fact even if you do not believe it. As a matter of fact only fools believe they really are.

Once there was a party for a guy who had joined the Marine corp. He was right out of high school the guy throwing the party for him was was one of only three people there who were of legal drinking age. But there were well over fifty people at the party. The entire girls swim team from my old high school had arrived direct from a state championship meet. When the cops showed up, a lot of high school kids went running out the back door. Some of of them were smoking their hemp up fast, trying to get high and get rid of evidence at the same time. There wasn’t one sober person in the house. All this was a very bad start, very bad. The guy whose house it was, he was quite drunk as well, but he managed to answer the door looking sort of sober. They asked him if someone in a blue Ford F150 had been here. He had no idea, but if they’re asking him about a Ford, it must be for a good reason. Like someone called the police on these guys in the F150.

“Yes, what’s this all about officer?” He sounded was so "concerned" about that truck.  The two cops start telling him how the neighbors heard these evil guys in the truck yelling obscenities and threats and other bad things. "The cops are not after me yet", they are looking for some jerk ( whose last name is Michael) in a Ford F150.  “Oh yeah, I remember those punks.” He lied his ass off, as he told them a story of a Blue truck full of high school kids coming into the party and trying to grab some beer. “But I kicked them out because they were underage. I bet that’s why they were yelling, officer.” As he said this, there were teenagers peeking through the blinds directly to the right of the oblivious cops.

That is a good example of properly handling police officers who come to break up your graduation party. I hope I was of some help to you.  One last thing, do not drive home until the morning sun, when you are sober again. Nothing your parents are going to do to you is half as bad as being arrested or being found dead in a ditch.

Other than don't do it, that is the best advice I have on this subject.

1996...Barack Obama while running for the Illinois state senate, in a very liberal area of Chicago, was for same-sex marriage. "I favor legalizing same-sex marriages" . Yep he was even willing pass a law to do it. Not that he ever did, or even tried to pass that law.

But in 2004, when Obama was running for the U.S. Senate and needed to appeal to voters statewide. His position on gay marriage "evolved" he suddenly favored civil unions but opposed homosexual "marriage."

In 2008, when running for president of the USA, Obama said "I believe marriage is between a man and a woman. I am not in favor of gay marriage." In 2008 he was talking about his strong Christan beliefs that guided his position.

Now after being laughed at for his two sided stance on gay marriage in recent speeches, and with millions of dollars in campaign money being held up by those demanding that Obama take a pro homosexual stand. Our noble and oh so brave president is again "evolving" or is that devolving back to his 1996 position. Yes he is now pro homosexual marriage again (I am not sure what happened to those "strong" Christan values) . The only thing different this time from his 1996 position. He is now unwilling to try and change any laws (states rights). He is pro homosexual marriage, so long as you do not expect him to do anything about it. He is not even willing to try to put the issue on his parties platform.

Talk is cheap and it seems to some, so is what they call courage.

If religious faith causes suicide why is it that atheists are far more suicidal that those of faith?

"Concerning suicide rates, this is the one indicator of societal health in which religious nations fare much better than secular nations. According to the 2003 World Health Organization's report on international male suicides rates (which compared 100 countries), of the top ten nations with the highest male suicide rates, all but one (Sri Lanka) are strongly irreligious nations with high levels of atheism. It is interesting to note, however, that of the top remaining nine nations leading the world in male suicide rates, all are former Soviet/Communist nations, such as Belarus, Ukraine, and Latvia. Of the bottom ten nations with the lowest male suicide rates, all are highly religious nations with statistically insignificant levels of organic atheism."

"Religious affiliation is associated with less suicidal behavior in depressed inpatients"

If living in a christian nation causes suicide among homosexuals. Then why is there a higher attempted suicide rate of young homosexuals in the worlds most atheists nations, than in the evil very religious USA?

European Sexual Minority Suicidality Studies

It seems in the real world, not the made up straw man world of some the true is

Suicide by the Faithless.