February 16, 2013

• I’m Saying This in Love

   

  
  That title, when you hear those words run, you are about to get called a fat ass cheating whore. And likely you’re such a low life, that you will take that as a compliment.

  This entry is about you my fellow bloggers.
  
  

  You shall love your neighbor as yourself.

  
  The good news here is that I’m not into self love. SO lets get honest here. Lets start with the political blogs around this place.

  Here we have rich white kids sitting at their computer, while attending a citadel of privilege (but feeling so bad about it) telling us all like it is. . . . Yeah like all them uppity, evil, racist, rich corporate white truck drivers, rednecked bastards (everyone not watching MSNBC). They are causing hate and other bad stuff. Its Glen Beck and Palin I tell you. Its them they are brainwashing you all . . . .Well we do have bitter old men here as well. But they write the same blog entries as the kids. Maybe they slip once in a while and say Reagan is brainwashing you instead of Glen Beck. It could be that the old bitter guys have been doing it since they were rich white kids sitting at their computer (sorry typewriter), while attending a citadel of privilege and feeling oh so guilty about it.
  

  Speaking of religion, or better said lack of religion.

  Here we have a 90% male contingent of perverted porno hounds and chicken hawks thinking they might finally get a little if they can only talk a girl out of all personal morality.They spend hours with each other, saying you are so smart, well informed, and everyone else is dumb. Cutting edge infidels with nothing new to say they are. All while hiding from anyone who might laugh at their BS. Dude what you really need to do is hit on some blind girls or something. Your game is not getting you anywhere. Except for those 2 or 3 infidel girls. They are goddesses who can get away with eating Cheetos and cheese cake in that crowd.
  
  Then we have Suburban girls acting street tough and showing tits. The good news here is that they make the infidel bloggers think they might get a little. Sorry guys these girls will eventuality end up banging the preachers son, having his babies, being good mothers and living in a good part of town that has good safe schools. All while you are still paying for porn.
  
  We also have poets. Once we had good ones here, but they went and got a job, leaving us with poets who can not handle the complex wordsmithing necessary to to finish “There once was a man from Nantucket…”
  
  Oh . . . I need to stop now, while I still have two friends left on this site. The Theologians cafe sucks sweaty . . . . make that one friend left having two friends is for brown nosing suck up attention whores.

  Here is where I beg for recommendations and ask a stupid question so you guys can tell me off and send this entry to the front page. I hope I making you feel so used.

  So who did I forget to insult?

  Oh and I see your footprints, so if you sneak off and act like I’m not talking about you. I will hunt you down
  

  Last thing, I wish this was all a joke

  

   

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