August 26, 2009

• Xanga American is cramping my style

  There I was trying to talk about the decline of western civilization and all everyone is talking about Miss Xanga America.

  SO here you guys go, not that I am entering no not that. It just seems to be what everyone is into today

  Here is my pic
  
  
  
  
  Now for the questions
  
  Paul_Partisan asks: 1. This contest will have you trying to prove you are the most deserving woman. I want to know some of your weaknesses first. What do you think you need to work on the most when it comes to your personality? Silly answers and no answers will probably make me hesitate in giving any points later on.
  
  My weakness is an inability to deal with foolish questions, especially from a guy who I know is just looking for the best ass on Xanga.
  
  2. Have you ever created drama or been part of it
  
  Hell yes, I live to make morons look like morons and they are so obliging most of the time.
  
  Garistotle asks:  1. If you could have a meal with any famous person, who would it be and what would you eat?
  
  Emeril Lagasse anything he kicked up a notch. I love spicy food
  
  2. Assuming you sing in the shower (as its the right thing to do), what is your favorite shower head song to sing
  
  “In a Gadda Da Vida” because I take long showers and have a bad memory for lyrics.
  
   Kestryl asks:  1. What’s your biggest flaw? And I don’t mean physically, ’cause I can see those for myself, thank you. I mean, what about your character or personality would you consider the ugliest part about you.
  
  You all ready know that I am sometimes far too humble. A physical flaw please, as if I could find one of those.
  
  2. What do you regret most? And I don’t mean “I regret spending $100 on that trendy new purse”. I mean one thing you’ve done in your life that you’d do anything to change or take back.
  
  Well there was this guy and a bottle of Patron, but that would get this entry flagged.
  
  VaneDave asks: 1. If women demand equal rights, why should men still have to do stuff like hold doors, offer jackets, and carry women over puddles? Does that seem very equal to you?
  
   They only do those things because they think it will help them get some. If it goes my way I will play.
  
  2. Have you ever used PMS as an excuse for a time when you were just being a bitch? If so tell me a little bit about the incident(s) when you have. If not, explain why you would or would not do so in the future.
  
  Do you really think I need an excuse to be bitchy, please even asking that question could get you hurt.
  
  StewieIsMyHero asks:  1. If someone paid for you to have breast implants and guaranteed the safety of your health, would you get them
  
  Hell no, the last thing I ever want to be remembered as, is that girl whose body was I.D.d by the serial numbers on her breast implants.
  
  2. How many pieces of pizza can you eat in one sitting?
   
  However many there are on a medium pizza. Unless you want to be hurt and be left hungry, it is best to buy the family size around me or two..
  
  AreYouThereGodItsMeEmilyC asks:  1) Worth a thousand words:
  
   The MXA pageant has asked/required photos of contestants in the first round. For some, this is the first time showing their real faces on Xanga. Aside from privacy, why is it that some choose to remain physically anonymous while being emotionally honest and open? What assumptions do you make about people who never show their faces? Do you assume that they are ugly or attractive? Do you feel more connected to a blogger or online friend if you know what he or she looks like? Just how important is the profile picture? What does not having one say?
  
  The ones with no pictures, they are actually 50 year old men. Nuf said about that. But girl this was suppose to be a question not an essay.
  
   2) Does faith/religion have a place in MXA? Should it?
  
  Yes it does I am likely to go to hell for picking on it. But the best part of this question is it gave a certain person a chance to again tell us all about . . .
  
   TheTheologiansCafe asks:
  1. Which moment of your childhood was the one that caused you the greatest sadness? (Please describe the event.)
  
  Like I’m going to tell people all about that, lay my soul bare for a stinking sash. All while knowing that you are really going to vote for the girl with biggest rack.
  
  2. If you could eliminate one social ill, which one would you eliminate?
  
  Using woman for their boobies.
  
  And finally your reigning Miss XangAmerica asks:
  
  1. If you were to win MXA, what do you wish to contribute to Xanga with your title and new found “Xanga-popularity”?
  
  Why I would work for world peace or whirling peas or something like that. Just like you did.
  
   2. Tell us one joke/event in your life in ONE sentence that would cause the audience to to shoot milk from their noses.
  
  Some lamo one sentence joke . . . I’m not really running so I will tell you a good one.

  Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

  Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

  “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

  “And what do you deduce from that?”

  Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well, 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  	Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
  	Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
  	Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
  	Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
  	Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

  But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

  Holmes is silent for a moment.  

  “Watson, you idiot!” he says.  “Someone has stolen our tent!”

  _

  Oh and just in case I need to run for that other all Asian contest

  Sorry guys that picture is deleted ( harmless as it was) for now on my profile picture as “thrilling” as it gets anymore. A moronic supposed atheist who has had an obsession with me for years and uses about 8 sites to keep an eye on me was doing very perverted things with my pictures. 

  This is all you need over there. Not to win it, no this picture is far to modest to win, but I have my limits. And I am not Asian anyway.

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